Am I Flatulence?

Second Post of the Day

Hey Pepper, is Tammo all right? I saw this picture of him and he looked a little, um, what's the word, flat... flat... flatulence.

Flatulence?? Nash, you must mean something else. ::lowering voice:: Flatulence means uh, it means... well, it means that you are gassy.

Look! Here's the picture, Pepper. Doesn't he look flatulence to you?

Nash, you big goof! You mean "fat." Not a word we use because it can hurt feelings, okay? But yes, Tammo does look a bit um, er, fluffy to me, too.

I am NOT fat and I am NOT fluffy and I am certainly NOT flatulence. Dogs are not flat. We are three dimensional creatures. I do have a lot of loose skin around my neck; maybe that's what makes me look flatulence or whatever you want to call it.

Later that day.

Hey, pups! It's time for your daily kongs. Come and get them - they're in the living room waiting for you!

Oh drat! Lynn has put peanut butter in my kong again. She knows I don't like it! Well, I'll try a lick just in case it's maple flavored. Or maybe pumpkin flavored. It is Fall after all.

::shiver:: Eeww! It's peanut butter, all right! Pepper, you can have my kong. Again.

::licklicklicklicklick::

Next Day.

Sleeping in a sun puddle and getting some vitamin D! Living my best life! ::boink:: Ow!! Hey, what was that? ::boink::

Eeww! Popcorn! And it's maple flavored? I can smell it from my sun puddle. Lynn, you KNOW I don't like popcorn, even if it's maple flavored, so why throw it at me while you read and I sleep?

I'll just get onto the couch and away from that popcorn to continue my nap. Pepper? Peeeppppeerr! Want my popcorn?

::crunchcrunchcrunchcrunch::

I don't care that that picture Nash showed me made me look flatulence. I think I am the picture of health. I get my daily dose of vitamin D in sun puddles,